Okay, we need your help. Well, WVU needs your help. Well, WVU and New River Gorge CVB. We all need your help.
We will bribe you to help us, too.
It is easy; it will take a few minutes. It’s just a quick survey. And if you are like me, you will get mad at one or more of the questions because some PHD can’t speak English, and the question becomes, well, weird, confusing and/or stupid.
But all that aside, it is good stuff they are doing, and I (we) hope you will play along.
If you do play along, we will put you in a drawing for a free nights’ stay with your next reservation. There are some hoops, but, hey, it’s still free! This offer has a maximum value of $250, and requires a minimum 3-night stay (So, you could pay for two nights and get the third night free, up to a $250 value).
Pretty cool, because we know not everyone will spend the time to fill out a survey. Which means you have a greater chance of winning!
If you are on-site and seeing this, we will hand you a free T-shirt in exchange for the completed survey. (And give you bonus points for adding comments in the sidebar about better wording options for the question.)
They are not trying to talk down to us, they just can’t talk any other way. Maybe they could hire a 5th grader to translate? Next time.